Bored... and this was a meme that actually took some thought!

Assemble a superteam from your various fandoms, and a team of supervillains for your team to fight. All members must be from different fandoms. Your teams must consist of the following:

Superteam
Team Leader - Severus Snape (if you don't know the fandom, how did you wind up on my flist?)
Warrior - Bear Grylls (Man vs. Wild). YUM.
Smartypants - Dr. Spencer Reid (Criminal Minds). Mmmm, Remus Reid...
Hottie - Can I pick Reid again? Or Snape? Or Bear? Dude, my whole Superteam is HAWT, they don't need a specific hottie! ...okay, fine, Anthony Bourdain (No Reservations). Smart and snarky, with definite sex appeal.
Comic Relief - (Oh God, most of my fandoms are comedies, this one is hard.) Uhmmmm, Mike (Spaced)

Supervillains
Master - Tim Gunn (Project Runway, etc.). Mwahahaha, this just makes me laugh. And somehow I can picture it.
Loyal Lapdog - Stranz Van Waldenburg (Blades of Glory). So good at being someone else's bitch.
Mad Scientist - Penelope Garcia (Criminal Minds)... okay, so Garcia is FAR from a villain, but DUDE, if she suddenly snapped, can you not see it?! Mad scientist of the technological era, sitting in her office of unfettered evil genuis.
Bloodthirsty Assassin - Bellatrix Lestrange
Lovable Failure - Edina Monsoon (Absolutely Fabulous) *pets her* Drugs + evil = Bad.