I am not human.

Well, I got up early today and read the first page of my flist (just the personal journals). I think I'm going to start doing that in the mornings now, since I'm getting up so much earlier than I used to. I've become really bad about reading it lately, so I'm sorry if I've been absent. I was talking to mcgarrygirl78 this morning about what a struggle it is to get through reading something lately. But this morning I read my flist instead of vegging and watching TV (on the computer), and I feel like I had a more productive start to my morning. So I think it's a habit I need to get into.

Anyway, my "old food adventure" is going quite well so far. It's 4 to my stomach (potatoes, hominy, beans and Ramen), and 0 to the old food (not including the stuff I tossed for smelling bad). It seems, so far, that the veggies have been okay, and the pastas are not. It's like the pastas seem to be leaching metal from the can. If I open one more can of pasta that smells so strongly of metal that it makes me sick, I'm tossing it all.

So speaking of mcgarrygirl78, I have a meme she posted, and she gave me the five words below the cut.

1. REPLY TO THIS MEME BY YELLING "MY NAME IS THE MASTER", AND I WILL GIVE YOU FIVE WORDS THAT REMIND ME OF YOU. (ETA: You don't really have to say that for me. Just tell me you want to do it.)
2. THEN POST THEM IN YOUR JOURNAL AND EXPLAIN WHAT THEY MEAN TO YOU.
3. KEEP IN MIND THAT IF I DON'T KNOW YOU THAT WELL, YOUR WORDS MIGHT END UP KIND OF ODD OR WEIRD. IF I DO KNOW YOU, YOUR WORDS WILL MAYBE PROBABLY BE WEIRD.

( my five words )

Quickie meme from slash_girl
Top 10 Fannish Pairings*

1. Hotch/Reid (Criminal Minds)
2. Rossi/Prentiss (CM)
3. Hotch/Rossi (CM)
4. Reid/Rossi (CM)
5. Rossi/Garcia (CM)
6. Sam/Gene (Life On Mars)
7. Tim/Daisy (Spaced)
8. Tim/Mike (Spaced)
9. Snape/Lupin (Harry Potter)
10. Lupin/Pettigrew (HP)

*(In no particular order)

5 was really a toss up between that and Hotch/JJ. Also, I can see myself becoming active in Glee, but it's too new to call anything I feel there (Will/Emma and Sue/Emma) a top pairing. LOL

In other news, I got my permanent crown put on today, and my tooth is hurting yet again. Argh.

1. I got a Dreamwidth invite today. I still haven't spent a lick of time doing anything on Dreamwidth, so I haven't figured out how to use it yet, but if you guys have one, I'm severity_softly over there too. Feel free to friend. Or subscribe. Or whatever it is you do over there. And when I figure it out, I'll do it back to you (rowr).

Oh, and does anyone know how to get Semagic to post to Dreamwidth (if possible)? I use it to post simultaneously to LJ and IJ, but I don't know enough about it to know if DW will work, or how to set it up to post to all three at once. Also, can LJ-sec transfer old posts over to DW?

2. This is the conversation I had with the drive through lady (DTL) when I stopped to get food on the way home.

Me: *orders* Is there anything I can get instead of fries with that?
DTL: Normally invisishy asjgdkhasjg condishy esh bagesh hgsjkhg, actually.
Me: ... I didn't understand that.
DTL: ...... No.

O.o I really want to know what the hell the first version of 'no' was, but I wasn't one to be rude.

3. A character meme! nebula99 gave me Diana Reid: ( Read more... )

The Time Capsule Appreciation and Love Meme
Directions: Come by anytime through Wednesday to leave a top-level comment with a friend's name. From Wednesday through Sunday morning, return to leave screened comments shock full of appreciation and ♥s for your friends. On Sunday afternoon, all comments will be unscreened so you can enjoy what your friends said about you!

You've only got until tomorrow morning to add your love to the pile. I see lots and lots of names I recognize on there, and would love to see them get some adoration. :)

*cough* I almost forgot about this myself, even after I added the names I did. >.>

So, supposedly we're getting 1-5 more inches of snow tonight between 7pm and 2am. Or so I'm told. I saw a few random flakes when I went to the Kroger, but nothing really. 2.5 more hours until snow, y/n? At least I'm off the next two days. :)

Anyway, stealing a meme from carolinecrane:

Comment with a story I've written, and I will tell you something I knew, learned, or wondered about while writing it that didn't make it onto the page.

Fic is here: Criminal Minds Fic (including collab fics, because I can babble about them too), Harry Potter Fic, and Blades of Glory Fic.

Need to pop off for a bit before snow, but hopefully the cold won't knock out our internet (the cold likes to do that to us), and I'll actually be back to answer, should anyone even care. :P

Fics this year (newest to oldest):

( my 2008 fics! )

And the meme ganked from elekanahmen:

( what I think of all of those )

Word count totals!
cm_exchange fic wordcount included below. Future chapters of The Expansion of Two Natures that should be posted this month are obviously not included.

Non-collaborative fic word count total: ~86,950 words

Collaborative fic written with innerslytherin word count: ~450,000 words** (~318,500 words of Criminal Minds fic + ~68,000 of posted Ever-Fixed Mark serial fic [HP] + ~63,500 of original novel.)

**This total does not count the RP in which we wrote Remus/Peter together that started this crazy amount of co-writing. Nor does it include the ~200K+ (at least) of Ever-Fixed Mark that was never posted. SO, the real number is probably something like ~750K with the unposted fic and the RP.

LOL We could have written like TEN 75K novels this year if we'd only been doing original writing! Holy shit. XD

Fandom Sins Meme!

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And this one. It's Sunday and I'm bored at work. Keep me occupied! :)

Name a character from one of my fandoms and I'll give you:

(a) three facts about them from my personal canon/fanon
(b) a reason he/she sucks
(c) a reason he/she is awesomecakes
(d) five things that never happened to that character
(e) five people that character never fell in love with and why

I might drabble some responses, if I'm bunnied. No promises, though.

Fandoms I'll answer in: Criminal Minds, Harry Potter, Spaced, AbFab, Blades of Glory, Shaun of the Dead, Sports Night, Family Guys, Futurama...