HALP

I've been watching Jamie Oliver's Food Revolution, and just offered to recap and review it for The Two Cents. Of course, I forgot that I always need to rewatch to R&R anything. I have no way to record it (my vcr eats tape) and the only site I know that has DLs takes a couple days, which would be fine normally, but I have to have my R&R posted by the day after the show. Who amongst you can record a TV show and send me an .avi by the next day (by the afternoon, EST)? Or does anyone know a site that gets DLs of shows asap after they air? Someone help me!