Because I'm sure you're all SOOOO interested in my stuffy head:

[severity_softly]

So says the doctor, I'm harbouring a virus! Wooy! Oh, wait... Heh, apparently there's something nasty going around, and it's got my blood pressure up (which means no antihistamines for me!) and has me running a fever now, on top of feeling as though my head is being crushed by god's very hand. Fun times.

Tell me something nice. (Not about me or anything, I'm not fishing for compliments, I just need to hear something good.)