As I kill time and wibble about pointless things...

[severity_softly]

...a meme ganked from bratanimus, because it looked fun!

Leave a comment to ask any of my characters, from any of my stories, any question you want, and "they" will answer you! (Warning: there may be story spoilers in these comments.)

I will also add to that, you may ask any of my RP characters, past and present, anything you'd like as well (and, just for fun, if you play with me now or have ever played with me, feel free to let your characters ask my characters questions, if you are so inclined).

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[sherlock2040.livejournal.com]

Severus Snape - do you like feather boas?

[severity-softly.livejournal.com]

This would vary greatly on which Severus you ask, so I'll give you the most agreeable and *gasp* verbally open one (the one that's currently a genderfucked, pregnant, werewolf):

Excuse me... Did Remus put you up to this, might I ask? Please do inform him that no, I do not. Aside from the appalling, and unflattering, assortment of colours they tend to come in (and don't even get me started on the ones that have those glittery bits in them), they do nothing but make my already limp hair look even more lank. They smell like dust. They shed and leave their feathers everywhere. While the cat might find that fun, I do not appreciate being made to clean it up.

Not to mention they are very prickly against bare skin.

Now tell Lupin to stop imagining me in any manner of women's clothing and accessories, so that he may come home and dote upon me properly.

[sherlock2040.livejournal.com]

I'm sure Remus would rather you weren't wearing anything at all.

[worri.livejournal.com]

(I should read the meme more thoroughly before posting comments. Let me try this again)

So Lily... since James kicked the bucket and all... Well... do I really need to say more? ;)

- Sirius

P.S. Snape, ya know ya love me. Don't deny it. Want me to shack-a mah arse fer u?

[severity-softly.livejournal.com]

Sirius, I-- Well, first, I would prefer it if you did not refer to my husband's death so flippantly. Second-- I mean, it's not as though we haven't already. You worried me when you panicked like you did, because I thought you realised it was me. How could you not have?! But I...

What are you asking for? Sex? Or more than just that?


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Black, it is difficult to communicate with someone who seems incapable of using proper English. Please take a few lessons in elementary spelling and grammar and try again.

[enigmalea]

Ok. I couldn't resist... and I have a question for each character.

Remus: Do you love me?

Ginny: How could you resist me?

Megan: For the love of Merlin, why did you cancel quidditch?! It was my only source of hope and entertainment for the entire year. Can't you give us a break and let us play one bleeding game?! Indoors even! I'll modify the rules and invent indoor quidditch! PLEASE!!!!!

[severity-softly.livejournal.com]

Well, that was unexpectedly direct, Lupin. When I had previously asked why you suddenly needed everything spelled out for you like a child, I was not refering to spelling out your usefulness sexually. That much has been plain for four years now. I should think that the mere fact that I even speak to you outside of moments of physical gratification and that your marriage and your wife's pregnancy infuriated me to the point I foolishly blew my own cover should be enough to answer your question. Why would I spare you a moments thought when you frustrate and anger me so otherwise?


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Easy. You're a blood traitor, a teenager, and worse, a Weasley.

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Miss Jones, I will not have flying in or outside of the castle while I am headmaster, no matter how much I would love to see each and every one of you take bludgers to the head.

[enigmalea]

Because you're a masochist? I don't know why you would think about me, Severus. You're an enigma.

Why don't you ever use my first name?

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So... why did you let me get as far as I did?

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I fly well enough that I'm not going to take a bludger to the head. I'm not trying to be disrespectful, sir, but you have seriously inhibited my future career. Quidditch is just a past time to you, but it's my passion. It's difficult to get onto a team as a walk-on. No quidditch means no scouts.

[severity-softly.livejournal.com]

Perhaps I am a masochist. It would explain a great deal, would it not? And I believe I have been quite plain with you, as much as I should probably not be.

I have used your first name, Lupin.


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Even a teenage girl, especially a teenage girl, should know that men do not always think with the head above their shoulders. Especially angry men who have been deserted and are prone to long periods of isolation.


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I never played, and it only ever mattered to me so much as winning the House Cup for Slytherin mattered, so it is hardly a past time of mine. Regardless, the only way you could do less with your life than becoming a professional athlete would be to work for the ministry. You should rethink your future.

[enigmalea]

Yes. It would explain quite a bit. Plain... when asked a direct question sometimes... otherwise you can be... elusive.

Only when under duress.

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Hmmm... I wouldn't expect you to be that type. You always seem to be logic driven.

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It's either that or work with charms or muggles in some capacity. The thing is, I get the most joy out of quidditch. Didn't you chose to work in the potions field because you enjoy it?

[severity-softly.livejournal.com]

I suppose I have grown so accustomed to answering things they way I do that it slips my own notice most times. It is a habit I do not wish to break.

Perhpas because it is in those times I most wish to capture your full attention.


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I did not say there was not logical thought that lead to my near indiscretion, though I will hardly be revealing that to you. But, every man can be "that type" if he wishes.


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You think I enjoyed teaching urchin with minds like sieves? Clearly, you have taken a few bludgers to the head.

[enigmalea]

That is probably wise, considering the current climate.

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That leads me to some truly disturbing thoughts, for there are several men who I did not wish to think of in that way.

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I didn't say teaching. I said working with potions. You always seemed to like brewing at least, and when you demonstrated a technique you always seemed relaxed. It was sort of... nice... getting to watch you brew.

Teaching was another matter.

[severity-softly.livejournal.com]

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Nice?! I For heaven's sake, you were not supposed to be watching me! You were supposed to be watching what I was showing you.

[enigmalea]

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I mean... I wasn't like... watching you watching you. It's just... you were concentrating, so you couldn't insult people, and you didn't yell. There was something that was different about you when you brewed. It was... informative and... and... anything I say is going to be twisted around isn't it? I give up. Just... it seemed like you really liked to brew, so I assumed that you chose to go into potions work.

[corvus-coronis.livejournal.com]

A couple of questions:
(from me - any of your Snapes, Freds or Remuses can answer this one)

When you read Deathly Hallows, what did you think of the portrayal of & fate of the obviously fictional version of yourself depicted in that book.

(from Unicorn!Snape in the icon, to any of your Snape's)

I am looking for an anti-Transfiguration potion that is considerably stronger than Mandrake, which has unfortunately failed to restore me to my proper form. Any useful information will be appreciated, though not any 'ponyride' remarks from that werewolf companion of your's.