You are supreme, the chicks'll cream for greased lighting!

[severity_softly]

Started my cleaning in prep for innerslytherin coming in. I broke out the Greased Lighting cleaner. Has anyone ever used this shit? I swear, it could strip the paint off a car. It's no joke. And also, you really should avoid breathing too much of it in. When I'm alone, I always talk to myself, but I discovered when I'm alone and high on cleaner, the talking gets weird. So I started coming up with slogans for the stuff:

Greased Lightening, the cleaner so hard core they named it after a musical.
Greased lightening, the cleaner that says, "I am no Donna Reed, biznitches."

And package warnings:

Do not spray Greased Lightening directly into cuts or wounds. (I did this. Ouch!) Wear a gas mask at all times when using Greased Lightening. Do not lock yourself in a small room with greased Lightening. Greased Lightening should be considered armed and very dangerous. Greased Lightening is highly volatile. If angered, Greased Lightening might kill you mother and eat your dog.

*cough* Okay, shutting up now. Though I might have brain damage. EEE AND CRIMINAL MINDS IN TEN MINUTES!!!!! Might be back with squeee. :DDDD

Comments

[innerslytherin]

LMAO! The last warning, dude. *snerk*

Also, you always get dyslexia when typing my LJ name. It's amusing. *snuggles*

[severity-softly.livejournal.com]

I'm not convinced I'm not actually dyslexic, really. I write shit out of order and backwards a lot in RL handwriting on a near constant basis. I usually correct it before I post in typing though. >.> Oops... Consider yourself special? O.o

[innerslytherin]

LOL I have a hard time with that exact combination myself, actually. I frequently have to go back and correct my own LJ name.

[mosaic.livejournal.com]

innerslytherin is visiting you?

[severity-softly.livejournal.com]

Yep, she is! We're starting a co-written original novel that's set out here, so it's partly just to meet because we haven't in RL yet, and partly pre-writing research (we're cheating and setting it somewhere familiar to one of us so we get the feel of the city right). :)