I needs some smexah Paget, and I have a canon question too!

[severity_softly]

Okay, I know one of you Paget whores out there has it. That picture of Paget in bra, panties, thigh-high stockings and garters, pls? *makes prettily blinky eyes* I will write you a possibly-smutty Prentiss drabble! :D Het or Femslash--I prefer to pair her with Rossi, Morgan, or JJ, though I'm willing to TRY anyone else except Gideon (you'll just likely get G/PG rated if you ask for anyone but the three listed).

ETA: WIFEY TO THE RESCUE! SMEXAH PAGET IN COMMENTS, ALONG WITH VIDS OF GIRL KISSING, AND GENERAL OMG ROOOOOWRNESS.

Also, did I dream this? I swear there's an episode in which Reid says something like, "I see a therapist ___ times a month. My mental health is not neglected." I cannot for the life of me find this quote, however, and I've watched all the eps in which I thought it might be in. Does this actually exist outside my mind? If so what episode is it in and how often was it he said he saw a shrink? *makes more blinky eyes*

ETA: shinealightonme has shed light (ha. hahaha. haha. Didn't mean that play on her LJ name, but there you go) on the second question: Bread is to Stone as Fish is to Serpent by Isilya was one of the first fics I read in the fandom, and clearly lodged itself (that line in particular) in my brain, in spite of having lost track of the fic. It's very good, if you haven't read it. (Of course, if Spencer in therapy is supported in canon, I'd love to know where. It totally works in my head.)

Also, re: request one: darkhawkhealer is offering girl porns for that pic as well in comments. :)

Comments

[chibi-nezu.livejournal.com]

I don't recognise the Reid quote at all I'm afraid O.o but will be watching your comments to find out.. and also for that Paget photo XD

[severity-softly.livejournal.com]

LOL It's very possible I dreamed it... but I don't THINK I did.

[darkhawkhealer.livejournal.com]

Oh, I sincerely hope that whomever has that pic will post it up for the rest of us to ogle!

[severity-softly.livejournal.com]

There has GOT to be someone on the flist with it.

[darkhawkhealer.livejournal.com]

Well, I'll throw my lot in, too, and offer up porn bits to the person hoarding the picture. Maybe that shall help.

[severity-softly.livejournal.com]

Offer noted above! :DDDDDD

[darkhawkhealer.livejournal.com]

*laughs* I did mention it would be GIRL porn bits, right?? I don't want to inadvertently get anyone's hopes up for boys.

[severity-softly.livejournal.com]

LOL - Girl porns noted as well. :)

[shinealightonme]

As far as I know that line isn't in canon. However, is there any chance you're confusing it with a line from a fanfic? In a story in last year's Yuletide, Reid says "I've been under the care of a psychiatrist since I was eighteen, it's not as though my mental health is neglected." The story is Bread is to Stone as Fish is to Serpent, and is a personal favorite of mine.

[severity-softly.livejournal.com]

OMG THAT IS PROBABLY EXACTLY WHAT'S HAPPENED IN MY HEAD!!! That was one of the first pieces of fanfic I read, and I LOVED it, and I lost track of where it was (or that that line--which CLEARLY lodged itself in my head--was from there.)

THANK YOU! *bookmarks fic*

[shinealightonme]

No problem ^_^ I've had the same thing happen - I once read through all of the episode summaries on tv.com trying to find the episode that dealt with a school shooter before I remembered it was actually a story by matociquala - fandom makes life so weird sometimes.

ps. HA. The puns, they kill me. But that is more or less the idea behind the name...

[severity-softly.livejournal.com]

LOL I was seriously convinced that line was from "Sex, Birth, and Death". Then I watched, and no... so I skimmed a few more episodes. I should have figured fandom was messing with my head. *g*

And I typed that, saved it, and then reread and went "Oh! lolz!" *G* Completely unintentional. :D

[innerslytherin]

What, this one?

[severity-softly.livejournal.com]

LOL Yep! Well, I've seen better and clearer pics of it than that, and hopefully someone will have some, but that's the scene I was going for! *beams*

Would you like Prentiss smut, dearest?

[innerslytherin]

LOL You know I would. Preferably involving either Dave or Morgan. Though you know Dave/Prentiss is my real het OTP now.

[severity-softly.livejournal.com]

Prompt?

[innerslytherin]

Hmm. Candles, as in hot wax, and Prentiss in the pictured get-up for some work-related reason. *G*

[severity-softly.livejournal.com]

Hot wax? Seriously? I would have never imagined you'd like that! :)

[innerslytherin]

You are making me kinky. *sigh*

[severity-softly.livejournal.com]

*is made of win* :D

[darkhawkhealer.livejournal.com]

It's official. You are both evil and trying to kill me.

[innerslytherin]

Oh, there are SO MANY pictures of Paget all hawt and in lingerie. Rowr. Did you see my other comments? *G*

[darkhawkhealer.livejournal.com]

*sigh* Yeah...

[innerslytherin]

Here, have another cute Paget shot:

[severity-softly.livejournal.com]

Oh, wow. How she managed to pull of that look, I don't know, but ROWR!

[darkhawkhealer.livejournal.com]

That? Is college at Daytona beach, hanging out with the boys who know she's into girls and breaking hearts left and right because everyone knows they can't have her.

It's Surfer!Emily. Point Break style.

[innerslytherin]

Here, have more from Huff:

[severity-softly.livejournal.com]

Guh *brain melt* Thank you! *clings* I knew you were my wifey for a reason! ;)

[innerslytherin]

Dang. Here, have this, too.



*stares*

*rewinds*

*stares some more*

[innerslytherin]

In fact, I think it's possible you need screen caps.



And maybe an icon.



That could almost be Prentiss kissing JJ. >.>

[severity-softly.livejournal.com]

Omg, I have chills. FUCK, that was hot.

[innerslytherin]

*sigh* I will never again be 100% straight. *G*

[rhea-carlysse.livejournal.com]

I'd watched those vids, but didn't have pictures, so thank you for this post XD Oh, Paget, you're so gorgeous.