I'll do my little turn on the catwalk...

[severity_softly]

The left side of my face is numb (and yet somehow I'm still achey). It feels a little paralized and I'm dribbling out the side of my mouth. Very sexy.

On the plus side, I can make awesome fart noises without even trying by just sucking in air. Rawk.

Comments

[mcgarrygirl78.livejournal.com]

Oh drinking and falling down, I had a PhD. I still dont know how I got through college. I only drank on Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays and was still a walking episode of Intervention.

[severity-softly.livejournal.com]

Oh drinking and falling down, I had a PhD.

Dude, if that got you somewhere in the real world, I'd have been a millionaire by now. It's really too bad 'alcoholic' isn't an acceptable career path. ;)