2009 FIC LIST
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severity_softlyI FINALLY got around to making one of these. So without further ado, here are all the fics I wrote/co-wrote in 2009:
THE MIGHTY BOOSH:
(All fics are Howard/Vince)
Many A Poem, PG-13, 1,000 words - They were practically married anyway, and everyone knew it. It was just convincing Vince of this.
The Arduous Wooing of a Tall Northern Jazzy Freak, R, 7,400 words total - a series of episode codas from The Nightmare of Milky Joe through The Chokes.
Noble Tradition, PG, 500 words - Howard plants a garden.
Non-negotiable, PG, preslash, 900 words - Fossil has a job for Howard.
THE IT CROWD:
How to Pick UpWomen for Nerds, Version 4.2, PG, Moss/Roy, 1,000 words - Moss and Roy spend New Years Eve together, and the night comes with some interesting developments
CRIMINAL MINDS: NON-COLLABORATIVE:
Lady in Red, NC-17, Hotch/Reid, 4,200 words - The team only has one viable option to lure their unsub out of a club and away from his potential victims: Reid. (Cross-dressing)
The Ever-Evolving Face of Sex, R, Rossi/Prentiss, 370 words - Emily suggests wax play.
Of Cowboys and FBI Agents, NC-17, Hotch/Reid, 1,100 words - Aaron catches Spencer in the act.
An Alternate Method for Inhibition of Oppressive Thinking, R, Reid/Ethan, 1,000 words - Ethan shows Reid a new form of distraction from his thoughts.
So Easy, NC-17, JJ/Emily, fantasy!JJ/Rossi/Emily, 1,500 words - If you ever tell your lover you've had a little thing for a guy you've both known for years, be prepared for her reaction. Even if it's not what you might have expected.
Flintlock, R, Rossi/Prentiss, 500 words - It wasn't supposed to happen this way.
Comfort in Threes, R, Hotch/Reid/Rossi, 500 words (toys, semi-public sex)
Brandy and a Good Brood, PG-13, Hotch/Reid, 600 words - A tag to Omnivore.
Not-So-Subtle Persuasion - PG-13, Rossi/Garcia, 200 words - Garcia wants a late night snack.
Decompression, PG, Morgan/Reid, 300 words - As soon as Dr. Kimura walked out of Spencer's room, Derek got up and moved to Spencer's bed. (Coda to Amplification
Mirror Image, NC-17, Reid/Rossi & Reid/Reid, 2,500 words - Dave wants Spencer to experiment a little.
Come Here Often?, PG, Hotch/Reid, 1,000 words - Aaron takes Dave's advice, with some unexpected results.
A Species of Madness, R, Reid/Rossi, 22,800 words - When Rossi finds Reid strung out on the streets, he decides he's going to make sure Spencer gets clean, even if he has to take matters into his own hands.
One Question, PG, Hotch/Rossi, 750 words - Dave shows up at Aaron's apartment after the case in Louisville. (Coda to Faceless, Nameless)
CRIMINAL MINDS COLLABORATION WITH![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
innerslytherin:
Cara Mia, PG-13, Rossi/Garcia, 1,100 words - Dave's weakness is strong, colorful women. It starts innocently, with a lesson on technology. But it leads to shared coffee, flowers, and endearments in Italian. Note: AU in that Garcia never met Kevin Lynch.
A Change of Plans Universe (Rossi/Prentiss, Hotch/JJ) Note: This universe is AU from the "What Happens in Vegas" Universe, and begins during "Things You Never Want to Hear After a One-Night Stand in Vegas".
Circle City Blues, Hotch/Rossi, PG, 3,000 words - Dave offers Aaron a little comfort after a bad case. Note: RP format.
Conscious of Our Treasures Universe (Reid/Rossi)
The Effect of Pink-Panty-Droppers on Dyed-in-the-Wool Nerds, NC-17, Reid/Rossi, 13,100 words - Sometimes Spencer didn't stay to drink with Dave when the team wound up at the Auld Dubliner. But sometimes, like tonight, he did. - Note: RP format. - Part One - Part Two.
The Expansion of Two Natures - NC-17, Hotch/Rossi, 135,000 words - When Aaron Hotchner is new to the BAU, he finds himself working closely with SSA David Rossi--one of the original founders of the department. As their relationship progresses, they realize what they have together is more than friendship...but circumstances keep them from having all that they knew they could have together. Years later, Dave has a second chance, just when Aaron needs a friend the most... Notes: RP format. Mild AU, as we played fast and loose with Hotch's already screwy back story (especially in regards to his work history and the timeline of his marriage to Haley). Posting began in 2008 (parts 1-6) and is now complete.
Part One, Part Two, Part Three, Part Four, Part Four-a, Part Five-a, Part Five-b, Part Six, Part Seven, Part Eight, Part Nine, Part Ten
Fathers Are Not Born Universe (Hotch/Reid)
Helping, Watching, Wanting, Having Universe (Hotch/Morgan/Reid)
The Last Best Days - NC-17, Hotch/Rossi, 147,000 words - Futurefic--Shortly before Dave turns sixty, he is diagnosed with a grade III brain tumor. He and Aaron have to come to terms with what this means for their relationship. Eventually the team has to help Aaron say goodbye. Character death.
Looking With New Eyes - NC-17, Hotch/Rossi, 21,100 words - Follows "To Hell...and Back" - A coincidence brings Dave to Aaron's apartment in time to save his life. In the aftermath, Dave realizes he has to tell Aaron things he's been leaving unsaid.
Part One, Part Two, Part Three
Love Like a Fever - NC-17, Hotch/Reid, 13,500 words - When Aaron takes his annual leave to spend time with Jack, he winds up needing Spencer to help him through a hard time. After the scare is over, Aaron and Spencer find themselves closer than before. Part One, Part Two
Nerds Do It Better (Even If They're Not Always User Friendly) - NC-17, Reid/Kevin & Garcia/Kevin, 20,000 words - Pairing: - Garcia loves Kevin; Kevin loves Garcia. Kevin likes Reid; Garcia likes to watch ... And Garcia always gets her way, even if sometimes it takes a little work to achieve her goals. Notes: Voyeurism. - Part One, Part Two, Part Three
A Real Fixer-Upper - NC-17, Morgan/Prentiss, 32,100 words - Pairing: - Morgan has a new house to renovate. He doesn't realize he's going to end up renovating his life right along with it.
Part One, Part Two, Part Three, Part Four
Red Velvet Cake - PG, Hotch/Reid, 4,700 words - It's Aaron's birthday, and Spencer decides a quiet evening at home isn't the best way to celebrate it.
A Simple Plan - NC-17, Morgan/Reid, 15,700 words - With Valentine's Day approaching, Morgan makes a surprising discovery about Reid, and then sets out to win his interest...by being an anonymous admirer. Part One, Part Two
A Temporary Madness - PG-13, Rossi/Prentiss, 5,200 words - Emily heard what Dave said in the interview room, and she didn't like what she heard. Dave didn't like Emily's reaction.
Through the Silence - NC-17, Hotch/Reid, 6,500 words - Coda to "To Hell...and Back" - More than one gun was drawn in Aaron's living room that night. Written forslash_girl.
The Triangular Theory of Love - NC-17, Morgan/Reid & Morgan/Reid/Hotch, 21,300 words - Morgan and Reid are happy in their relationship...but they've both been watching someone else.
Part One, Part Two, Part Three
Trust and Ties - NC-17, Hotch/Reid, 3,100 words - Spencer wakes Aaron up. Aaron doesn't mind at all. PWP written forresolucidity
What Happens in Vegas Universe (Rossi/Prentiss, Hotch/JJ)
With Both Hands - NC-17, Hotch/Prentiss, 15,500 words - When Hotch is injured, Emily has to confront the way she feels about him. - Part One, Part Two
Word Totals for 2009:
The IT Crowd: ~1,000
The Mighty Boosh: ~9,800
CM Non-Collab: ~37,320 (49,630 less than last year)
CM Collaboration: ~694,900 (244,900 more than last year)
Overall Total: ~743,020
THE MIGHTY BOOSH:
(All fics are Howard/Vince)
Many A Poem, PG-13, 1,000 words - They were practically married anyway, and everyone knew it. It was just convincing Vince of this.
The Arduous Wooing of a Tall Northern Jazzy Freak, R, 7,400 words total - a series of episode codas from The Nightmare of Milky Joe through The Chokes.
- Nightmare After The Nightmare
- The Engine of an Aeroplane
- With Eyes Closed
- Lipstick
- The Brain Cell That Wouldn't Shut Up
- Wife and... Wife
- Guillotine
- Every Bit What It Looks Like
- Double Standard
Noble Tradition, PG, 500 words - Howard plants a garden.
Non-negotiable, PG, preslash, 900 words - Fossil has a job for Howard.
THE IT CROWD:
How to Pick Up
CRIMINAL MINDS: NON-COLLABORATIVE:
Lady in Red, NC-17, Hotch/Reid, 4,200 words - The team only has one viable option to lure their unsub out of a club and away from his potential victims: Reid. (Cross-dressing)
The Ever-Evolving Face of Sex, R, Rossi/Prentiss, 370 words - Emily suggests wax play.
Of Cowboys and FBI Agents, NC-17, Hotch/Reid, 1,100 words - Aaron catches Spencer in the act.
An Alternate Method for Inhibition of Oppressive Thinking, R, Reid/Ethan, 1,000 words - Ethan shows Reid a new form of distraction from his thoughts.
So Easy, NC-17, JJ/Emily, fantasy!JJ/Rossi/Emily, 1,500 words - If you ever tell your lover you've had a little thing for a guy you've both known for years, be prepared for her reaction. Even if it's not what you might have expected.
Flintlock, R, Rossi/Prentiss, 500 words - It wasn't supposed to happen this way.
Comfort in Threes, R, Hotch/Reid/Rossi, 500 words (toys, semi-public sex)
Brandy and a Good Brood, PG-13, Hotch/Reid, 600 words - A tag to Omnivore.
Not-So-Subtle Persuasion - PG-13, Rossi/Garcia, 200 words - Garcia wants a late night snack.
Decompression, PG, Morgan/Reid, 300 words - As soon as Dr. Kimura walked out of Spencer's room, Derek got up and moved to Spencer's bed. (Coda to Amplification
Mirror Image, NC-17, Reid/Rossi & Reid/Reid, 2,500 words - Dave wants Spencer to experiment a little.
Come Here Often?, PG, Hotch/Reid, 1,000 words - Aaron takes Dave's advice, with some unexpected results.
A Species of Madness, R, Reid/Rossi, 22,800 words - When Rossi finds Reid strung out on the streets, he decides he's going to make sure Spencer gets clean, even if he has to take matters into his own hands.
One Question, PG, Hotch/Rossi, 750 words - Dave shows up at Aaron's apartment after the case in Louisville. (Coda to Faceless, Nameless)
CRIMINAL MINDS COLLABORATION WITH
innerslytherin:Cara Mia, PG-13, Rossi/Garcia, 1,100 words - Dave's weakness is strong, colorful women. It starts innocently, with a lesson on technology. But it leads to shared coffee, flowers, and endearments in Italian. Note: AU in that Garcia never met Kevin Lynch.
A Change of Plans Universe (Rossi/Prentiss, Hotch/JJ) Note: This universe is AU from the "What Happens in Vegas" Universe, and begins during "Things You Never Want to Hear After a One-Night Stand in Vegas".
- A Change of Plans, PG-13, 6,900 words - What if the test had been positive?
- Winning Her Over, Hard R/NC-17, 6,300 words - Dave decides to woo the mother of his child.
- Learning from the Past, PG, 9,000 words - Dave thinks about marriage and Emily thinks about love.
- Breaking the News, NC-17, 7,300 words - Dave decides Emily should meet the Rossi family...and the team finds out.
- Career Suicide, PG-13, 5,200 words - Dave and Emily decide they'd better tell Ambassador Prentiss about their plans for a family.
Circle City Blues, Hotch/Rossi, PG, 3,000 words - Dave offers Aaron a little comfort after a bad case. Note: RP format.
Conscious of Our Treasures Universe (Reid/Rossi)
- The Place You Least Expect - NC-17, 25,000 words - Flatter me, and I may not believe you. Criticize me, and I may not like you. Ignore me, and I may not forgive you. Encourage me, and I will not forget you. Love me and I may be forced to love you." ~ William Arthur Ward Note: Fic header includes kink warning. - Part One, Part Two, Part Three
- Conscious of Our Treasures, 13,000 words - Dave takes Spencer home to meet the family for Thanksgiving. Note: RP style. POSTED IN 2008
- The Logical Next Step, NC-17, 14,200 words - Dave and Spencer have been together long enough to know they want forever, and Dave knows what the logical next step would be if Spencer were a woman. Dave decides to take that step over Valentine's Day weekend. Part One, Part Two
- With All My Worldly Good, NC-17, 7,000 words - After attending the funeral of a friend, Dave has a few things he wants Spencer to know. Note: The header of the fic has a kink warning.
- Spiral, NC-17, 16,600 words Warnings: References to drug abuse - When Spencer is injured during a case, he and Dave have to deal with the consequences. - Part Two
- The Narcissist vs. the Schizophrenic, NC-17, 12,300 words - Spencer takes Dave to Vegas to visit his mother. - Part One - Part Two
The Effect of Pink-Panty-Droppers on Dyed-in-the-Wool Nerds, NC-17, Reid/Rossi, 13,100 words - Sometimes Spencer didn't stay to drink with Dave when the team wound up at the Auld Dubliner. But sometimes, like tonight, he did. - Note: RP format. - Part One - Part Two.
The Expansion of Two Natures - NC-17, Hotch/Rossi, 135,000 words - When Aaron Hotchner is new to the BAU, he finds himself working closely with SSA David Rossi--one of the original founders of the department. As their relationship progresses, they realize what they have together is more than friendship...but circumstances keep them from having all that they knew they could have together. Years later, Dave has a second chance, just when Aaron needs a friend the most... Notes: RP format. Mild AU, as we played fast and loose with Hotch's already screwy back story (especially in regards to his work history and the timeline of his marriage to Haley). Posting began in 2008 (parts 1-6) and is now complete.
Part One, Part Two, Part Three, Part Four, Part Four-a, Part Five-a, Part Five-b, Part Six, Part Seven, Part Eight, Part Nine, Part Ten
Fathers Are Not Born Universe (Hotch/Reid)
- Fathers Are Not Born - PG-13, 3,000 words - Aaron overhears what Emily asks Spencer, and has a question of his own. Note: Minor spoilers for 4x04 "Catching Out". POSTED IN 2008.
- Puddle Wonderful - briefly NC-17, ~6,500 - After agreeing to spend the day with Aaron and Jack, Spencer finds himself in for more than he expected. POSTED IN 2008.
- The Wizard In Daddy's Bed - PG-13, 7,000 words - Aaron and Spencer's weekend with Jack doesn't start out very well...but thanks to a little magic, Jack doesn't seem to notice.
- One Who Kisses and One Who Offers the Cheek - PG-13, 6,000 words - Jack and Spencer spend some quality time together, and Spencer learns the healing power of kisses.
- Saying the Words - PG-13, 10,000 words - Haley invites Aaron and Spencer to Jack's fifth birthday party.
- To Love and Protect - PG-13, 8,000 words - Following trouble at Jack's school, Spencer and Aaron have a parent-teacher conference to attend.
- Loose Lips - PG, 6,000 words - "No one keeps a secret so well as a child." - Victor Hugo
- Canceling the Reid Effect - PG-13, 6,700 words - Jack wants a pet. Spencer's always had a hard time saying no.
Helping, Watching, Wanting, Having Universe (Hotch/Morgan/Reid)
- Helping Morgan - NC-17, Hotch/Morgan, 10,500 words - Injured in the line of duty, Morgan allows Hotch to take care of him...and then offers to 'take care' of Hotch in return.
- Watching Hotch - NC-17, Hotch/Morgan, 6,600 words - Several weeks after Morgan and Hotch share one night in a hotel room in New Jersey, Morgan finally does something about his unexpected jealousy.
- Wanting Reid - NC-17, Hotch/Reid & Hotch/Morgan, 9,800 words - When Reid finds out Hotch's divorce is final, he makes his move. Unfortunately for Reid, he doesn't know what's going on between Morgan and Hotch.
- Having It All - NC-17, Hotch/Reid/Morgan, 17,ooo words - After Reid finds out about Hotch and Morgan's relationship, he considers walking away from the BAU. Morgan and Hotch have something else in mind. Warning: Threesome, double penetration - Part One, Part Two, Part Three
The Last Best Days - NC-17, Hotch/Rossi, 147,000 words - Futurefic--Shortly before Dave turns sixty, he is diagnosed with a grade III brain tumor. He and Aaron have to come to terms with what this means for their relationship. Eventually the team has to help Aaron say goodbye. Character death.
Looking With New Eyes - NC-17, Hotch/Rossi, 21,100 words - Follows "To Hell...and Back" - A coincidence brings Dave to Aaron's apartment in time to save his life. In the aftermath, Dave realizes he has to tell Aaron things he's been leaving unsaid.
Part One, Part Two, Part Three
Love Like a Fever - NC-17, Hotch/Reid, 13,500 words - When Aaron takes his annual leave to spend time with Jack, he winds up needing Spencer to help him through a hard time. After the scare is over, Aaron and Spencer find themselves closer than before. Part One, Part Two
Nerds Do It Better (Even If They're Not Always User Friendly) - NC-17, Reid/Kevin & Garcia/Kevin, 20,000 words - Pairing: - Garcia loves Kevin; Kevin loves Garcia. Kevin likes Reid; Garcia likes to watch ... And Garcia always gets her way, even if sometimes it takes a little work to achieve her goals. Notes: Voyeurism. - Part One, Part Two, Part Three
A Real Fixer-Upper - NC-17, Morgan/Prentiss, 32,100 words - Pairing: - Morgan has a new house to renovate. He doesn't realize he's going to end up renovating his life right along with it.
Part One, Part Two, Part Three, Part Four
Red Velvet Cake - PG, Hotch/Reid, 4,700 words - It's Aaron's birthday, and Spencer decides a quiet evening at home isn't the best way to celebrate it.
A Simple Plan - NC-17, Morgan/Reid, 15,700 words - With Valentine's Day approaching, Morgan makes a surprising discovery about Reid, and then sets out to win his interest...by being an anonymous admirer. Part One, Part Two
A Temporary Madness - PG-13, Rossi/Prentiss, 5,200 words - Emily heard what Dave said in the interview room, and she didn't like what she heard. Dave didn't like Emily's reaction.
Through the Silence - NC-17, Hotch/Reid, 6,500 words - Coda to "To Hell...and Back" - More than one gun was drawn in Aaron's living room that night. Written for
slash_girl.The Triangular Theory of Love - NC-17, Morgan/Reid & Morgan/Reid/Hotch, 21,300 words - Morgan and Reid are happy in their relationship...but they've both been watching someone else.
Part One, Part Two, Part Three
Trust and Ties - NC-17, Hotch/Reid, 3,100 words - Spencer wakes Aaron up. Aaron doesn't mind at all. PWP written for
resolucidityWhat Happens in Vegas Universe (Rossi/Prentiss, Hotch/JJ)
- Why You Should Never Drink Too Much in Vegas - NC-17, 10,500 words - What Emily Prentiss really did when the team spent that extra night in Vegas. - Notes: Set between The Instincts and Memoriam, with some dialogue/situations lifted from the first scene of Memoriam, but no real spoilers otherwise.
- Inappropriate (But Unavoidable) - PG, 17,500 words - After breaking up with Will, JJ eventually can't hide her pregnancy from her boss. What she doesn't expect is for Hotch to step in as a surrogate father...and she certainly doesn't expect for her own feelings about Hotch to change as her pregnancy progresses. Part One, Part Two
- Things You Never Want to Hear After a One-Night Stand in Vegas - NC-17, 11,000 words - Emily Prentiss has a problem. Since Dave helped create that problem, she decides he needs to share in the consequences.
- Regrets You Never Want To Have After A Bittersweet Parting - NC-17, 13,300 words - Things with Dave haven't smoothed over quite so well after Emily's pregnancy scare...and suddenly they may not have time left to make things right. Part One, Part Two
- FANMIX: Star-Crossed Souls Slow Dancing by severity_softly
- FANMIX: The Light Changes When You're In the Room by innerslytherin
With Both Hands - NC-17, Hotch/Prentiss, 15,500 words - When Hotch is injured, Emily has to confront the way she feels about him. - Part One, Part Two
Word Totals for 2009:
The IT Crowd: ~1,000
The Mighty Boosh: ~9,800
CM Non-Collab: ~37,320 (49,630 less than last year)
CM Collaboration: ~694,900 (244,900 more than last year)
Overall Total: ~743,020
