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For those of you not following me on Twitter or FB, I HAD to share this link, because rofl!

Stare at boobs for longer life

(P.S. I have SUCH trouble titling posts, but not this time! Mwah!)

Date: 2010-07-31 10:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] topetine.livejournal.com
bwahahahahaha.

but but but but but...if I like boobies and am a girl does that mean it wins for me too?! :D

because totally....staring at boobs totally trumps half hour of cardio. JUST SAYIN.

Date: 2010-07-31 10:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] severity-softly.livejournal.com
LOL That was what I thought! I like boobies, so does it work for me, or just for dudes? *snickers*

Date: 2010-07-31 10:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] topetine.livejournal.com
LOL.

I vote that we totally totally make a science experiment *nods*

I personally, will submit myself to this procedure for science yes i will. *pushes up glasses and dutifully puts on a lab coat*

SHOW ME THE BOOBIES FOR SCIENCE PLZ.

*smiles sweetly and innocently* :)

Date: 2010-07-31 10:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] severity-softly.livejournal.com
LOL!

But you know what? Men can stare at something and do nothing else. Women will stare, and then either put the boobs to good use (rowr) or start mentally multitasking! Men are just so much simpler sexually. They can go, "ddduuuuuurrrbooooobsssssduuuurrrr". *cough*

Date: 2010-07-31 10:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] topetine.livejournal.com
*laughs*


True, true. I don't think I could look and not at least make grabby hands *halo*

Maybe it will be a revolutionary way of allowing women to slow down and simplify their minds and concentrate solely on the glory of boobs?

lol.

Like...MEDITATION with BOOBS.

Date: 2010-08-01 01:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fabrisse.livejournal.com
I love your boobies emoticon.

Date: 2010-08-02 02:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zamboni12.livejournal.com
Bwhahhha! Now, I know where the german researcher spend my taxes!

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