about the least smutty word I could write...

[severity_softly]

Could I use the word "vagina" any more in this fic? Seriously, so not sexy. And yet, Severus refuses to allow slang the slightest foothold when it comes to female genitalia. Should I apologize in advance for the use of "vagina" in smut fic?

At least he's not calling it a "hoo-ha": When Remus finally pressed his lips against Severus' newly acquired hoo-ha, Severus trembled with desire. XD

Comments

[florahart]

hahahahahahahahahaha

...

*wipes eyes*

...hahahahhahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahhah

[severity-softly.livejournal.com]

:DDD

[hiddenfantasy.livejournal.com]

...If you wrote actually wrote hoo-ha I'd have to kill you. ;)

[sherlock2040.livejournal.com]

LOL! XD

[aunty_marion]

I am so glad I wasn't drinking when I read that. It would have come out of my nose and all over my keyboard.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

[schemingreader.livejournal.com]

Use even more precise words, like labia and clitoris. Labia is kind of nice. Or use cunt. I like cunt, it's very smutty, and once you get past your initial reluctance, its brevity seems cool.

[mosaic.livejournal.com]

Cunt is my favorite "bad word."

[severity-softly.livejournal.com]

OH IT'S SO ON NOW!

You just wait until MM!Snape is knocked up! Mwahahaha!

[severity-softly.livejournal.com]

*G*

[severity-softly.livejournal.com]

LOL! Oh, that would have been mildly unpleasant. :)

[severity-softly.livejournal.com]

I was definitely intending to use clitoris, but I hadn't thought of labia. That's is sort of nice, actually. Just can't think of a non-slang whole for the whole thing together. *g*

I love the word cunt, actually. It's my favorite curse word, and it's a shame I can't use it more often. ;) Not sure it flies in this fic, though, at least not yet. :(

...

Wow... only in fandom could I have a conversation like this. XD

[severity-softly.livejournal.com]

MINE TOO!

[schemingreader.livejournal.com]

The whole thing together? is the genitals. I don't know. It's better, if you are trying to write smut, to be specific, I think. If a person changes gender, you get to write about how different it feels in a lot of parts. Euphemize! Inner thighs!

[severity-softly.livejournal.com]

Oh, I agree. They're just taking their sweet time even getting down to the detailed parts down there. :)

[enigmalea]

LMAO....

I'm almost crying... and sooooo looking forward to reading this.

Too bad you didn't use hoo-ha. I'll probably insert it into random sentences now as I beta. Heh.

[severity-softly.livejournal.com]

I hope you realize this is entirely your fault. :P

[severity-softly.livejournal.com]

LOL! When I get it back, I'll be watching for any stray hoo-has...

O.o

That just sounded all sorts of wrong. ;)

[enigmalea]

Haha...

No... that sounded all sorts of RIGHT. ;)

[hiddenfantasy.livejournal.com]

BRING IT! I DARE YOU! BRING. IT.

:P

[severity-softly.livejournal.com]

CONSIDER IT BROUGHT, HOR! XD