I am not human.

Title: Pizza, Beer, and Thou
Fandom: Criminal Minds
Authors: innerslytherin and severity_softly
Pairing: Rossi/Prentiss
Rating: NC-17
Summary: On medical leave for two weeks, Emily is bored. Dave has a plan to relieve that boredom, but he isn't quite expecting it to go the way it does.
Notes: This is for microgirl8225's birthday. Thank you for all your help over at the Rossi/Prentiss comm!

( Pizza, Beer, and Thou )

Title: When Dave Met Emily
Authors: innerslytherin and severity_softly
Pairing: Rossi/Prentiss
Rating: NC-17
WC: 22,100
Summary: When Dave set Emily up with his friend, he didn't think they would hit it off quite so well. Not that it's a problem or anything. Really. Dave wants Emily to be happy. Just...not with someone else.
Notes: This fic is our Rossi/Prentiss version of When Harry Met Sally.

(When Dave Met Emily)

Title: Going With Plan B
Authors: innerslytherin and severity_softly
Pairing: Rossi/Prentiss
Rating: NC-17
WC: ~5,380
Summary: Dark chocolate, Frank Sinatra and a dusting of snow.
Notes: This fic was written for wojelah for cm_exchange as a thanks for her pinch-hit. Thank you to resolucidity for the beta. Prompt was taken from staringout.

( Going With Plan B )

I also made 12 icons and a header for darkhawkhealer for the exchange. They are only for her use, but if you'd like to ogle them, you may. They are primarily Hotch and Reid, and they are HERE

Okay, guys, I have seen innerslytherin do posts like these in the past, a sort of timeline of events in an RPG she's participated in. So I'm stealing her idea. We have a plot line in our RPG (bau_rpg) that is a slow build up toward eventual Rossi/Prentiss (with me writing Rossi, and innerslytherin writing Prentiss), and I thought I'd post this, not only for anyone who might want to read it, but for personal reference. :D These are all the scenes leading up to Rossi/Prentiss so far, and we are finally getting closer to them being together! Yay!

(Some of these scenes coincide with the game's own version of the Foyet case, which just has a couple resolution scenes left to post. If you'd like to read the case, it's at this tag. The game is canon through the end of 'To Hell and Back', minus the very end where Hotch is attacked. Beyond most of that episode, the game is AU.)

So on with the Rossi/Prentiss story line:

( Rossi/Prentiss rpg love )

All you Rossi/Prentiss shippers, do not fear; the Rossi/Todd will not last long!

If you'd like to watch bau_rpg, you are more than welcome to! Comments are disabled at the comm, but we have bau_rpg_readers where you can post to comment to your hearts desire, if you'd like. And we would always love new members! All the team is claimed, but we would love some of the supporting characters to be there (Elle, Haley, Ambassador Prentiss, Gideon, or anyone else you can think of!).

Title: Breaking the News
Authors: innerslytherin and severity_softly
Fandom: Criminal Minds
Pairing: Rossi/Prentiss
Rating: NC-17
WC: ~7,300
Summary: Dave decides Emily should meet the Rossi family...and the team finds out.
Thanks: To resolucidity for the beta job and to moonflower75, who is my go-to-gal for Italian translations.

( Breaking the News )

Star-Crossed Souls Slow Dancing
A Dave/Emily fanmix for the 'What Happens in Vegas' fic universe.
Mix by severity_softly
Fic by severity_softly and innerslytherin

I've been working on the fanmix for the 'What Happens in Vegas' fic universe for a while now, and as the AU version of this fic is set to start posting this month as an ongoing series, I figured now was the best time to post it. You don't really need to read the fic to enjoy the music, but it would probably add to your enjoyment of the mix, as the songs I've chosen follow the story arc of the three fics in the universe--some of them may not make sense strictly as a Dave/Em song if you haven't read the fic.

Hope you all enjoy it!



( Details at Geekystudmuffin )

Title: Flintlock
Author: severity_softly
Pairing: Rossi/Prentiss
Rating: R (smutty, but not graphically so)
Word count: ~500
Summary: It wasn't supposed to happen this way.
Notes: PWP. Beta'd by innerslytherin. Written for elekanahmen.

( Flintlock )

Title: Why You Should Never Drink Too Much in Vegas
Authors: innerslytherin and severity_softly
Pairing: Rossi/Prentiss
Rating: NC-17
Summary: What Emily Prentiss really did when the team spent that extra night in Vegas.
Word count: ~10,500
Spoilers: Set between The Instincts and Memoriam, with some dialogue/situations lifted from the first scene of Memoriam, but no real spoilers otherwise.
Notes: This is in the same universe as a fic we haven't posted yet, a Hotch/JJ fic that we're working on re-writing. All you really need to know about that fic is that JJ and Hotch like each other and won't admit it at the point where this fic and that one cross paths. This is self-betaed, so feel free to point out any remaining errors.

( Why You Should Never Drink Too Much in Vegas )