CM Fandom Pairing Memes
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severity_softlyCan't remember where they came from. I just did a search for pairing memes (I was just slightly bored at the time), and I edited in a few of my own categories in places on the first one. LOL
One True Pairing Ship: ONE?!?!?! Okay, well, I am CLEARLY not an OTPer in this fandom, but if I HAD an OTP, it would probably be Hotch/Reid, Hotch/Rossi, or Reid/Rossi. Probably Hotch/Reid, just because it sparked my first "OOH SLASHEH PRETTEH!" reaction when I joined the fandom, and because if you look at my rather lengthy list if non-collaborative WIPs, over half of them are H/R. Literally. I compiled a list of my WIPs a few days ago, and was sort of shocked at the disproportionate amount of H/R--five out of nine of them, and the remaining four had no common pairings. O.o LOL
Canon Ship: Hotch/Rossi IS SO CANON. CURRENT canon, too! DON'T try to tell me otherwise, either. THE SHOW made it canon with that fucking SONG at the end of Rossi's first episode, damn it. *OMGFLAIL*
“If this happens I’ll stab my eyes out with a spork” Ship: Reid/Prentiss
“You are one sick bastard” Ship: Garcia/Rossi. Sometimes I wonder if this may someday be an exception to my "I do not write girl parts in smut" rule. ;)
"Comfort" ship: Hotch/Rossi *g* Increasingly, Reid/Rossi has been falling in here lately too.
"Kink" Ship: Reid/Rossi!!
"Guilty Pleasure" ship: Hotch/JJ
"Fairy Tale Ending" ship: Hotch/Reid!
“I dabble a little” Ship: *sighs and eyes a certain flister* JJ/Emily. (And Garcia/Kevin and Kevin/Reid.)
“It’s like a car crash” Ship: Morgan/Rossi
“Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet” Ship: *eyes![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
innerslytherin* Rossi/Prentiss
“Makes no canon sense but why the Hell not” Ship: Garcia/Rossi! Garcia/Rossi! Garcia/Rossi! Garcia/Rossi! SHIP IT, BITCHES! *giggles*
“Everyone else loves it but I just don’t feel it” Ship: Hotch/Prentiss
6 Pairings I Love:
1. Hotch/Reid
2. Hotch/Rossi
3. Reid/Rossi
4. Morgan/Reid
5. Hotch/Morgan
6. Hotch/Morgan/Reid
3 Shippings I've Abandoned:
7. Morgan/Rossi
8. Snape/Lupin (HP fandom)
9. Remus/Peter (HP fandom)
3 Ships I've never liked:
10. Reid/Prentiss
11. Hotch/Prentiss
12. Gideon/anyone
2 Ships that piqued my interest:
13. Rossi/Prentiss
14. Rossi/Garcia
1. Why do you dislike #11 so much?
I wouldn't say I dislike them SO much. I don't care enough about it to hate it, so it's just sort of on my list of things I generally don't read.
Here's the deal. I can see why other people might think this is an "OMGSOKEWL!" ship. I really can. I get the draw. They do have a lot of things in common and are similar sort of people. The problem for me is that they are almost TOO similar, in a sense. They are both pretty compartmentalized people, and for that reason (among others), I think their relationship would be pretty... cold. And that is not to say I think either character is individually cold, but that I can't see any spark between them. In my opinion, if you hook up with someone who's your opposite, sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn't. If you hook up with someone too much like you, like Hotch/Prentiss (in my head), it gets boring REALLY fast. Hotch and Prentiss need lovers to shake them up, and I just don't think they can do that for each other enough, even on a friendly level to generate interest in more than friendship in the first place.
2. Who do you know that ships #13?
innerslytherin! *grumbles at her*
3. What would be your ideal scenario for couple #3?
innerslytherin and I wrote a 'getting together' fic with these two (that's actually turned into a series), and in my head that's it. We should be posting it in January. :)
4. What is your favorite moment for #1?
Probably the ending of LDSK, everything from Hotch telling the unsub he wants to kick Reid's ass (and yes, I know that's not actually what he says) to Reid telling Hotch he kicks like a 9 year old girl. *VBG* (Plus, it's always fun when Hotch goes all RAWR!)
5. How long have you been following couple #6?
LOL There's not enough of it around, but I follow what I can. Probably since joining the fandom, I think.
6. What's the story with #8? What made you stop caring?
You know, I still love the PAIRING. It's the fandom that I stopped caring about, sadly.
7. Which ship do you prefer: #2 or #4?
>.> #2... *hides*
8. You have the power to make one ship non-existent. Choose from #10 or #12.
I bet I can't say both, can I? *wibbles* Ewwwww to both. On the one hand, I don't think Reid and Prentiss understand one another. On the other hand... Gideon sex. and Gideon/Reid. And Gideon/Hotch. And omg, I'm going to vomit. #12! Fine, I eradicate #12!
9. What interests you about #14?
It's just so QUIRKY. I LOVELOVELOVE oddball pairings, and opposites attracting and all that jazz. And come on! ROSSI AND GARCIA = MADE OF WIN. SO HOW CAN ROSSI/GARCIA NOT BE MADE OF AWESOME?!
10. When did you stop liking #7?
I never liked them so much.innerslytherin talked me into writing them, and DUDE, it WAS really fun... until we got to the sex, and I actually started to get totally squicked. I can read non-graphic Morgan/Rossi written by other people, but I don't think I can write it.
11. Did #9 kill your interest in the series?
AHAHAHAHAHA! No, not at all. The opposite, actually, as it was the last ship that I tried to cling to. The series killed my interest in the series all by itself.
12. What's a song that reminds you of #5?
I don't find myself thinking about this pairing enough to have a song handy... so you can have a Hotch/Reid song! This is from the fanmix I am working onwhich has possibly turned into more of a fic with a soundtrack. *headdesk* I Guess You're Right by The Posies.
13. Which of these ships do you love the most right now?
Hotch/Reid
14. Which do you dislike the most?
Gideon/anyone
15. If you could have any of these pairings double date, who would they be?
Hotch/Reid and Garcia/Rossi!
16. Have #2 kissed yet?
PSH. OF COURSE. We just don't get to see it. Damn networks.
17. Did #4 have a happy ending? Do you think one is likely?
Sure they do! They're both damaged men who could benefit from each other immensely. And they're young and pretteh. So, yes. Definitely.
18. What would make you start shipping #13?
Well, eventuallyinnerslytherin is going to win. I've come to terms with that. :P
19. If only one could happen, which would you prefer: #2 or #6?
Depends on if I want long term relationship fic, or HAWT SMEX fic. #2 for relationship fic, and the hawt sex (OMGYESPLEASEICANHAZ) for #6.
20. You have the power to decide the fate of #10. What happens to them?
Prentiss: Reid, um... I'm a lesbian.
Reid: OH THANK GOD. I'M GAY TOO.
Prentiss: And I've been sleeping with Jay'j.
Reid: Are you kidding? I was literally just sucking Hotch off while Dave fucked me not ten minutes ago.
Prentiss: Awesome! So we're cool?
Reid: TOTALLY. But, ah, I have to go. It's Morgan's turn next.
Prentiss: Morgan's turn...?
Reid: To, ah... *clears throat*
Prentiss: ...oh. OH. Um, okay then.
Reid: Yeah.
Prentiss: BAI.
Reid: BAI NAO!
One True Pairing Ship: ONE?!?!?! Okay, well, I am CLEARLY not an OTPer in this fandom, but if I HAD an OTP, it would probably be Hotch/Reid, Hotch/Rossi, or Reid/Rossi. Probably Hotch/Reid, just because it sparked my first "OOH SLASHEH PRETTEH!" reaction when I joined the fandom, and because if you look at my rather lengthy list if non-collaborative WIPs, over half of them are H/R. Literally. I compiled a list of my WIPs a few days ago, and was sort of shocked at the disproportionate amount of H/R--five out of nine of them, and the remaining four had no common pairings. O.o LOL
Canon Ship: Hotch/Rossi IS SO CANON. CURRENT canon, too! DON'T try to tell me otherwise, either. THE SHOW made it canon with that fucking SONG at the end of Rossi's first episode, damn it. *OMGFLAIL*
“If this happens I’ll stab my eyes out with a spork” Ship: Reid/Prentiss
“You are one sick bastard” Ship: Garcia/Rossi. Sometimes I wonder if this may someday be an exception to my "I do not write girl parts in smut" rule. ;)
"Comfort" ship: Hotch/Rossi *g* Increasingly, Reid/Rossi has been falling in here lately too.
"Kink" Ship: Reid/Rossi!!
"Guilty Pleasure" ship: Hotch/JJ
"Fairy Tale Ending" ship: Hotch/Reid!
“I dabble a little” Ship: *sighs and eyes a certain flister* JJ/Emily. (And Garcia/Kevin and Kevin/Reid.)
“It’s like a car crash” Ship: Morgan/Rossi
“Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet” Ship: *eyes
innerslytherin* Rossi/Prentiss“Makes no canon sense but why the Hell not” Ship: Garcia/Rossi! Garcia/Rossi! Garcia/Rossi! Garcia/Rossi! SHIP IT, BITCHES! *giggles*
“Everyone else loves it but I just don’t feel it” Ship: Hotch/Prentiss
6 Pairings I Love:
1. Hotch/Reid
2. Hotch/Rossi
3. Reid/Rossi
4. Morgan/Reid
5. Hotch/Morgan
6. Hotch/Morgan/Reid
3 Shippings I've Abandoned:
7. Morgan/Rossi
8. Snape/Lupin (HP fandom)
9. Remus/Peter (HP fandom)
3 Ships I've never liked:
10. Reid/Prentiss
11. Hotch/Prentiss
12. Gideon/anyone
2 Ships that piqued my interest:
13. Rossi/Prentiss
14. Rossi/Garcia
1. Why do you dislike #11 so much?
I wouldn't say I dislike them SO much. I don't care enough about it to hate it, so it's just sort of on my list of things I generally don't read.
Here's the deal. I can see why other people might think this is an "OMGSOKEWL!" ship. I really can. I get the draw. They do have a lot of things in common and are similar sort of people. The problem for me is that they are almost TOO similar, in a sense. They are both pretty compartmentalized people, and for that reason (among others), I think their relationship would be pretty... cold. And that is not to say I think either character is individually cold, but that I can't see any spark between them. In my opinion, if you hook up with someone who's your opposite, sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn't. If you hook up with someone too much like you, like Hotch/Prentiss (in my head), it gets boring REALLY fast. Hotch and Prentiss need lovers to shake them up, and I just don't think they can do that for each other enough, even on a friendly level to generate interest in more than friendship in the first place.
2. Who do you know that ships #13?
innerslytherin! *grumbles at her*3. What would be your ideal scenario for couple #3?
innerslytherin and I wrote a 'getting together' fic with these two (that's actually turned into a series), and in my head that's it. We should be posting it in January. :)4. What is your favorite moment for #1?
Probably the ending of LDSK, everything from Hotch telling the unsub he wants to kick Reid's ass (and yes, I know that's not actually what he says) to Reid telling Hotch he kicks like a 9 year old girl. *VBG* (Plus, it's always fun when Hotch goes all RAWR!)
5. How long have you been following couple #6?
LOL There's not enough of it around, but I follow what I can. Probably since joining the fandom, I think.
6. What's the story with #8? What made you stop caring?
You know, I still love the PAIRING. It's the fandom that I stopped caring about, sadly.
7. Which ship do you prefer: #2 or #4?
>.> #2... *hides*
8. You have the power to make one ship non-existent. Choose from #10 or #12.
I bet I can't say both, can I? *wibbles* Ewwwww to both. On the one hand, I don't think Reid and Prentiss understand one another. On the other hand... Gideon sex. and Gideon/Reid. And Gideon/Hotch. And omg, I'm going to vomit. #12! Fine, I eradicate #12!
9. What interests you about #14?
It's just so QUIRKY. I LOVELOVELOVE oddball pairings, and opposites attracting and all that jazz. And come on! ROSSI AND GARCIA = MADE OF WIN. SO HOW CAN ROSSI/GARCIA NOT BE MADE OF AWESOME?!
10. When did you stop liking #7?
I never liked them so much.
innerslytherin talked me into writing them, and DUDE, it WAS really fun... until we got to the sex, and I actually started to get totally squicked. I can read non-graphic Morgan/Rossi written by other people, but I don't think I can write it.11. Did #9 kill your interest in the series?
AHAHAHAHAHA! No, not at all. The opposite, actually, as it was the last ship that I tried to cling to. The series killed my interest in the series all by itself.
12. What's a song that reminds you of #5?
I don't find myself thinking about this pairing enough to have a song handy... so you can have a Hotch/Reid song! This is from the fanmix I am working on
13. Which of these ships do you love the most right now?
Hotch/Reid
14. Which do you dislike the most?
Gideon/anyone
15. If you could have any of these pairings double date, who would they be?
Hotch/Reid and Garcia/Rossi!
16. Have #2 kissed yet?
PSH. OF COURSE. We just don't get to see it. Damn networks.
17. Did #4 have a happy ending? Do you think one is likely?
Sure they do! They're both damaged men who could benefit from each other immensely. And they're young and pretteh. So, yes. Definitely.
18. What would make you start shipping #13?
Well, eventually
innerslytherin is going to win. I've come to terms with that. :P19. If only one could happen, which would you prefer: #2 or #6?
Depends on if I want long term relationship fic, or HAWT SMEX fic. #2 for relationship fic, and the hawt sex (OMGYESPLEASEICANHAZ) for #6.
20. You have the power to decide the fate of #10. What happens to them?
Prentiss: Reid, um... I'm a lesbian.
Reid: OH THANK GOD. I'M GAY TOO.
Prentiss: And I've been sleeping with Jay'j.
Reid: Are you kidding? I was literally just sucking Hotch off while Dave fucked me not ten minutes ago.
Prentiss: Awesome! So we're cool?
Reid: TOTALLY. But, ah, I have to go. It's Morgan's turn next.
Prentiss: Morgan's turn...?
Reid: To, ah... *clears throat*
Prentiss: ...oh. OH. Um, okay then.
Reid: Yeah.
Prentiss: BAI.
Reid: BAI NAO!
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Date: 2008-12-27 04:08 am (UTC)Reid: Are you kidding? I was literally just sucking Hotch off while Dave fucked me not ten minutes ago.
I can hear the squeak in his voice as he says the 'just!' EEP. LOVE. :D
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Date: 2008-12-27 05:27 am (UTC)You just liked that "story" for the slutty Reid. ;)
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Date: 2008-12-27 04:18 am (UTC)*prints it*
*packs it in my suitcase*
*gets in a rental car at LAX on the fourth*
*drives to 4585 Electronics Place, flashes boobs at security guards to get in and storms to soundstage six*
*hands paper to ed bernero and explains why it needs to be canon before being dragged off by security*
*waves at paget and shouts something about the website being in progress, sorta*
*calls you for bail money*
{the end}
best story eever.
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Date: 2008-12-27 04:25 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-12-27 04:26 am (UTC)now if only she'd respond to my facebook request
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Date: 2008-12-27 05:25 am (UTC)Glad you liked!
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Date: 2008-12-27 05:28 am (UTC)and paget would talk about trumpet players and upholstering chairs and spanish squid with pate...
she's so weird.
and yet i'm co-president of her fanclub. gotta love the crazy ones
(it's why i'm here after all)
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Date: 2008-12-27 05:33 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-12-27 05:36 am (UTC)okay but yeah? i'd do paget so hard so many times. she's gorgeous, funny, talented, spunky, bizarre, unique, esoteric (in the good way) and just GOD.
LETS ALSO TALK ABOUT HOW I'M A PHOTOGRAPHER AND HER FACEBOOK PICTURE IS HER TAKING A SELF PORTRAIT IN THE MIRROR WITH HER SMEXY CAMERA AND SHE'S GOT HER NEGATIVES ALL SPRAWLED OUT ON THE TABLE BEHIND HER AND I'M ALL "ZOMG CAMERA PORN FEATURING PAGET BREWSTER"
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Date: 2008-12-27 04:26 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-12-27 04:26 am (UTC)and i'm a lesbian.
*stamps with seal of approval*
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Date: 2008-12-27 04:29 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-12-27 04:30 am (UTC)and it's kinda awesome
three wives < one lover with a lesbian side toy
ijs.
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Date: 2008-12-27 04:32 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-12-27 05:21 am (UTC)*siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh* I could write that. *beats head into wall*
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Date: 2008-12-27 05:27 am (UTC)..only...not really...
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Date: 2008-12-27 05:31 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-12-27 05:37 am (UTC)i write girlysmut because it's what i'm most comfortable with
people who have read my het or know me from my old slash that no longer exists are usually shocked to find out that i'm extremely phalliphobic and i actually need to have most of my heterosexual smut cowritten and it took a considerable amount of coaxing to get me doing m/m roleplaying again after years of a break.
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Date: 2008-12-28 01:54 pm (UTC)Innerslytherin and I are discussing writing a few new ships though--Rossi/Prentiss, Hotch/JJ, and yes, JJ/Em--just to stretch a bit, though. I doubt any het or femslash we co-write would be graphic, however...
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Date: 2008-12-27 04:29 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2008-12-27 05:04 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-12-27 05:23 am (UTC)Good thing I love you moreno subject
Date: 2008-12-27 06:58 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-12-29 11:14 pm (UTC)However, there are a couple fandom Prentiss's that I would shove Reid with if he had to have a woman and Garcia or JJ were not available. Gentle geeky Prentiss is nice. Canon Prentiss is okay, just not for Reid.
I am more adamantly Anti Reid/Elle. Well before she went batshit crazy.
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Date: 2008-12-30 12:42 am (UTC)um tja
Date: 2009-01-03 12:01 am (UTC)Reid: OH THANK GOD. I'M GAY TOO.
Prentiss: And I've been sleeping with Jay'j.
Reid: Are you kidding? I was literally just sucking Hotch off while Dave fucked me not ten minutes ago.
Prentiss: Awesome! So we're cool?
Reid: TOTALLY. But, ah, I have to go. It's Morgan's turn next.
Prentiss: Morgan's turn...?
Reid: To, ah... *clears throat*
Prentiss: ...oh. OH. Um, okay then.* is made of win... :)