I am not human.

Title: Non-negotiable
Author: severity_softly
Fandom: The Mighty Boosh
Rating: PG
Pairing: Howard/Vince (pre-slash; set in series 1)
Word count: ~900
Summary: Fossil has a job for Howard.
Notes: This was written for crowson75, for doing me a wonderful favor. Her prompt was elephants. :) Betaed by the very sweet nebula99. Also, I may or may not (I can't remember) have borrowed/paraphrased a line from the show in the very beginning.

( Non-negotiable )

Title: The Arduous Wooing of a Tall Northern Jazzy Freak, part IX: Double Standard
Author: severity_softly
Fandom: The Mighty Boosh
Rating: PG
Pairing: Howard/Vince
Word count: ~800
Summary: Vince isn't particularly happy when Howard runs off to work for Jurgen Haabermaaster, even if the results were rather amusing.
Notes: A tag to "The Chokes". This is a new part of the series of ficlets I've been writing. Betaed by the lovely nebula99.

Also, I am taking prompts here.

Previous Installments: 1. Nightmare After The Nightmare, 2. The Engine of an Aeroplane, 3. With Eyes Closed, 4. Lipstick, 5. The Brain Cell That Wouldn't Shut Up, 6. Wife and... Wife, 7. Guillotine, 8. Every Bit What It Looks Like

( Double Standard )

Title: The Arduous Wooing of a Tall Northern Jazzy Freak, part VII: Guillotine
Author: severity_softly
Fandom: The Mighty Boosh
Rating: PG
Pairing: Howard/Vince
Word count: ~1,100
Summary: Howard and Vince talk after rescuing Naboo from execution.
Notes: A tag to "The Strange Tale of the Crack Fox". This is a new part of the series I've been writing. Beta'd by innerslytherin.

Previous Installments: 1. Nightmare After The Nightmare, 2. The Engine of an Aeroplane, 3. With Eyes Closed, 4. Lipstick, 5. The Brain Cell That Wouldn't Shut Up, 6. Wife and... Wife

( Guillotine )

Title: The Arduous Wooing of a Tall Northern Jazzy Freak, part V: The Brain Cell That Wouldn't Shut Up
Author: severity_softly
Fandom: The Mighty Boosh
Rating: a smutty R
Pairing: Howard/Vince
Word count: ~900
Summary: Howard can't get what Vince's brain cell told him out of his mind.
Notes: A tag to "Journey to the Centre of a Punk". This is a new part of the series I've been writing. (Self-beta'd this time, so feel free to poke me if you see a rogue typo. *G*)

Previous Installments: 1. Nightmare After The Nightmare, 2. The Engine of an Aeroplane, 3. With Eyes Closed, 4. Lipstick

( The Brain Cell That Wouldn't Shut Up )

Title: The Arduous Wooing of a Tall Northern Jazzy Freak, part III: With Eyes Closed
Author: severity_softly
Fandom: The Mighty Boosh
Rating: PG
Pairing: Howard/Vince
Word count: ~900
Summary: When Bollo notices something is up, things don't exactly end prettily.
Notes: This is a follow up to my last two fics (linked below). Beta'd by innerslytherin, who is grudgingly humoring my new fandom obsession.

Previous Installments: 1. Nightmare After The Nightmare, 2. The Engine of an Aeroplane

( With Eyes Closed )

Title: The Arduous Wooing of a Tall Northern Jazzy Freak, part I: Nightmare After The Nightmare
Author: severity_softly
Fandom: The Mighty Boosh
Rating: PG
Pairing: Howard/Vince
Word count: ~800
Summary: Vince can't sleep after the nightmare he and Howard shared on the island.
Notes: This is a tag to the end of "The Nightmare of Milky Joe". Also, I'm fairly new to the fandom, and can't recall if there's evidence to support them sharing a bedroom or not, but I just thought the idea that they did was cute. If it's wrong, just consider this slightly AU. :) Beta'd again by innerslytherin because she loves me.

( Nightmare After The Nightmare )